We are smart marks: Fully aware wrestling is fake, but appreciate it aesthetically (and love it irredeemably) within that context.

Nick finds complaints about John Cena being stale the equivalent of complaints about the lack of sex scenes in Pixar movies. 

Dave loves tag teams, jobbers, and junior heavyweights. His dream is for cheating to one day mean something in wrestling again.

Andy isn’t nearly as angry as he pretends to be, but he still finds most people loathsome.

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